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Legal Notices And Terms Of Use

A. AGE AND LEGAL ACCESS CERTIFICATION.

B. CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS.

C. TRADEMARKS.

D. COPYRIGHTS.

E. LIMITED LICENSE.

F. COMMUNICATIONS NOT PRIVATE.

G. DISCLAIMER.

H. LINKS TO THIS SITE.

I. LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES.

J. JURISDICTION AND VENUE.

K. PRIVACY STATEMENT.

L. NOTICES.

A. AGE AND LEGAL ACCESS CERTIFICATION.

By subscribing to and/or entering TGP.Gob-Gook.com, you certify the following information and understand that we are relying on such certification and agreement to these terms of service for allowing entry into the site. You hereby certify under unsworn declaration of perjury the following:

That you are 18 years of age or older;
That you are familiar with all local laws in your area affecting your legal right to access erotica or adult-oriented materials;
That you have the legal right to access adult-oriented materials and TGP.Gob-Gook.com has the legal right to transmit them to you; that you are requesting adult-oriented materials for your own private enjoyment and that you will never share these materials with a minor or in ANY WAY make these materials available to a minor.

B. CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS.

All persons who appear in any visual depiction contained in this site were eighteen years of age or older at the time of the creation of such depictions. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18 of the United States Code with respect to visual depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct are kept by the custodian of records, SMC Productions, who can be reached here, except with regard to visual depictions of actual sexually explicit conduct made before July 3, 1995, which are exempt from the requirements set forth in 18 U.S.C. § 2257 and 28 C.F.R. 75.

C. TRADEMARKS.

TGP.Gob-Gook.com is a trademark of SMC Productions. and may be used publicly only with express written permission. Other trademarks and service marks featured on the site are displayed pursuant to licenses obtained from the owners and/or holders of those trademarks and service marks, and may not be used publicly without the express written consent of the owners and/or holders of such trademarks and service marks.

D. COPYRIGHTS.

Except for public domain material and electronic messages, all materials on this site are protected by Federal copyright and are protected under treaty provisions and worldwide copyright laws. Materials contained in any part of the site may not be reproduced, copied, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without the written permission of the sites owner. Except as expressly stated in the Limited License provision in these Terms of Use, no grant of any express or implied right to you under any of her trademarks, copyrights or other proprietary information are given.

E. LIMITED LICENSE.

TGP.Gob-Gook.com provides the materials on this site for the personal, non-commercial use by viewers, fans, visitors, subscribers and/or potential subscribers of said site. Users of this site are granted a single copy license to only view (on a single computer only). That the viewing of said information does not constitute the right to print or copy of any of the information made available for viewing on this site. The viewing of information on this site is for personal, non-commercial use only. Site owner reserves the right to limit the amount of materials viewed. Commercial use of any material located on it, is strictly prohibited. In addition, users of this site may not: (i) modify any of the materials found in any area of this site, download or copy any material from this site; (ii) use any of the materials found in any area of this site for any public display, performance, sale or rental; (iii) remove, modify or alter any copyright or other proprietary notice, or trademarks from any of the materials found in any area of the site; or (iv) otherwise transfer any material located in any area of this site to any other person or entity. Site owner reserves the right to terminate this license at any time if you breach or violate any provision of this Terms of Use agreement, in which case you will be obligated to immediately destroy any information or materials you have downloaded, printed or otherwise copied from this site. Site owner reserves all other rights coincident or related to this site.

F. COMMUNICATIONS NOT PRIVATE.

Site owner does not provide any facility for sending or receiving private or confidential electronic communications. All messages transmitted to site owner shall be deemed to be readily accessible to the general public. Visitors should not use this site to transmit any communication for which the sender intends only the sender and the intended recipient(s) to read. Notice is hereby given that all messages entered into this site can and may be read by the operators of this service, regardless of whether or the operators are the intended recipients of such messages.

G. DISCLAIMER.

THE MATERIALS ON THIS SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY
EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NONINFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. SITE OWNER OFFERS NO
ASSURANCE OF UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE SERVICE. SITE OWNER
DOES NOT WARRANT THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THE INFORMATION, TEXT, GRAPHICS, LINKS OR OTHER ITEMS CONTAINED ON THIS WEB SITE. SITE OWNER MAY CHANGE ANY OF THE INFORMATION FOUND AT THIS SITE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE INCLUDING THE TERMS OF SERVICE WITHOUT NOTICE. SITE OWNER MAKES NO
COMMITMENT TO UPDATE THE INFORMATION FOUND AT THIS SITE. IN NO EVENT SITE OWNER BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER
(INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF INFORMATION) ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE MATERIAL OR INFORMATION AVAILABLE ON THIS SITE, EVEN IF SITE OWNER HAS BEEN ADVISED OF SUCH DAMAGES. (BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS PROHIBIT THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.)

H. LINKS TO THIS SITE.

You may establish a hypertext "link" to this site and/or distribute, modify or re-use the text or graphics of this site only after obtaining written permission from site owner allowing you to do so.

I. LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES.

This site contains links to sites, which are controlled by third parties. Those linked sites are not under the control of site owner and site owner is not responsible for the contents of any linked site or any link contained in a link site. Site owner is providing those links to you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by site owner of any linked site. Pursuant to the terms of service licensee understands that the act of clicking on a third party link is the act of leaving the site.

J. JURISDICTION AND VENUE.

This site is controlled and operated by SMC Productions and its representatives from their offices in United States of America. They make no representation that the materials available on this site are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and access to them from jurisdictions where their contents are illegal is prohibited. These provisions of this Terms of Use are to be governed and construed by the State of Illinois.

K. PRIVACY POLICY.

What kind of information do you collect?

When you join the membership portions of our web site you are asked to provide your name, address, e-mail, username and password, credit card number and expiration date, and birth date. When you participate in special events such as contests and polls, you may be asked to provide your name, e-mail, username and password, and birth date. When users request pages from our server, our Web server automatically collects some information about the users, including their IP addresses. We also collect information regarding your use of our site through the use of cookies. If you send us personal correspondence, such as emails or letters, we may collect such information into a file specific to you. We will maintain a record or notes of communications with you regarding your account.

Who sees my information?

We do not, and will not, distribute, rent or sell any personally identifiable information to third parties without your express consent, other than as necessary to process your credit card payment.(1)

How do you use my information?

We use you information solely in order to process your credit card payment, to facilitate your viewing of our web site and to communicate with you. We also use this information to compile broad demographic and web site usage information about our users in general that does not contain anything that could be used to identify you personally. Site owner uses your e-mail address to send periodic e-mail newsletters and promotional e-mail to you about services and products offered by us, if such communication has been requested by you. You will not receive any e-mail from us unless you have requested it and can indicate at any time that you do not wish to receive e-mail information from us. We do not provide your e-mail to third parties without your express consent.

How secure is my information?

Site owner takes reasonable precautions to maintain the security of any information obtained from and about you. We provide you with a secure web page through which to submit your billing information when you join the membership portion of our web site. We maintain your personally identifiable information in a reasonably secure manner including storing such information behind firewalls.

I've got more questions – can you help?

Site owner recognizes the importance of protecting your privacy. If you have any questions about this Privacy Statement, the practices of this web site or your dealings with this site, please contact us. Please note that persons under the age of 18 are prohibited from viewing our web site, and site owner does not collect any personal information from persons under the age of 18. Please also note that site owner is not responsible for the content or the privacy polices of web sites to which it may provide links or the websites of its advertisers.(1) Unless requested via a subpoena, court order, or local, state, federal or international law enforcement request.

L. NOTICES.

Notices by site owner to customers shall be given by means of electronic messages or by a general posting on the site. Notices by customers to site owner shall be given by electronic messages unless otherwise specified in the agreement. All questions, complaints, or notices to site owner by means of electronic message must be sent to WEBMASTER.

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